Flavored Cardboard

from by Flavored Cardboard

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price



Every Halloween, I dress up in a costume
Walk 'round the neighborhood saying trick or treat
But this year, I must've not done something right
Because nobody at all gave me anything to eat

I wanted candy but all I got was flavored cardboard
It's all I received from everyone in town
If I use my imagination, it tastes just like a chocolate bar but
The brown pulp leaves a bad taste in my mouth

All my friends got M&M's
Snickers and Milky Ways
I wish that I could have some
But no-one wants to give theirs away

But then I saw this guy dressed up in devil horns
He said that he would like to make a trade
All I have to do is give up my soul
And all my cardboard will turn into candy

And I couldn't refuse his offer
I shook a hand; we made a deal
It sure seemed worth it then
But in the long run, it wasn't ideal

Now I'm no more, but my spirit lingers on
I haunt the town on every Halloween
Putting cardboard in the baskets of the children
So that they all will end up like me
Like me


from Fingers Crossed, released March 4, 2016
Luke - vocals, organ, ukulele, drums
April - backing vocals, guitars, bass

Written by Luke
Mixed by Luke


all rights reserved



Flavored Cardboard New Haven, Connecticut

Favored Cardbread is the undead spiritual successor to legendary Scratch band Frozen Coco which ran from 2011-2013 until its death in an automobile accident. Flav Carb re-disbanded after legendary comeback single "Luke Slomba is Sexi",, but came back to life yet again after a botched resurrection spell that was supposed to wake Sir Funky Chunky of Scotland. The second album is named in his memory. ... more

contact / help

Contact Flavored Cardboard

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

If you like Flavored Cardboard, you may also like: