I Found My Dick

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I found my dick
It wasn't where it's s'posed to be
I found my dick
It was a place I could not see

I looked under the couch, I looked all up in the shelves, I didn’t know what to do with my
Self. I searched through the laundry, I stole someone’s car, I took a rocket ship so I could find it on
Mars. And I cried, and I died a little inside
My dick was gone... he was the only one who understood me

I found my dick
I’m so glad it has now returned
I found my dick
And now a lesson has been learned

Hours turned into days, days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, months turned into
Years. Still I searched for my dick, went around the world on a noble journey ‘til
One day, I came across a man who told me to look inside my
Self. I went to the doctor, got an x-ray, and lo and be

I found my dick
And I have solved this mystery
I found my dick
It went inside me in my sleep

I found my dick
And now my story has an end
I found my dick
It’s time to say goodbye, my friend
ooh, goodbye


from Funky Chunky, released June 19, 2015
Luke: vocals, ukulele, keyboards, percussion
April: backing vocals, bass

Written by April
Final mix by April


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Favored Cardbread is the undead spiritual successor to legendary Scratch band Frozen Coco which ran from 2011-2013 until its death in an automobile accident. Flav Carb re-disbanded after legendary comeback single "Luke Slomba is Sexi",, but came back to life yet again after a botched resurrection spell that was supposed to wake Sir Funky Chunky of Scotland. The second album is named in his memory. ... more

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