I Lost My Dick

from Funky Chunky by Flavored Cardboard

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Woke up one morning at 9:03
I had to get up, I had to pee
When I pulled down my pants, something was very wrong
My crotch was empty and my dick was gone

I lost my dick

Tearing apart the house, I must have misplaced it
It's probably sitting right where I left it
But hours pass by and day turns to night
And my dick is still nowhere in sight

I lost my dick

Will anybody notice? Will everybody stare?
What will all the doctors say when they see there's nothing there?
And I don't know how i can live now, I don't know how to carry on
I never noticed how much I needed it until it was gone

I lost my dick

credits

from Funky Chunky, released June 19, 2015
Luke: vocals, keyboard, lap steel, ukulele, drums
April: guitar, bass, melodica

Written by Luke
Final mix by April

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Flavored Cardboard New Haven, Connecticut

Favored Cardbread is the undead spiritual successor to legendary Scratch band Frozen Coco which ran from 2011-2013 until its death in an automobile accident. Flav Carb re-disbanded after legendary comeback single "Luke Slomba is Sexi",, but came back to life yet again after a botched resurrection spell that was supposed to wake Sir Funky Chunky of Scotland. The second album is named in his memory. ... more

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