Luke Slomba is Sexi

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    In celebration of our brand new album Funky Chunky, Flavored Cardboard is proud to present the super sexi 5" lathe cut record edition of the album's hit single, "Luke Slomba is Sexi", backed with "S-O-R-R-ie". There will ever only be a very limited amount of these babies available, so snap one up while you can.

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After an eight month hiatus, Frozen Coco has finally returned with their new hit single, "Luke Slomba is Sexi". Founding members April and Luke have reconciled their differences and joined forces to bring you this catchy tune, with the help of guest musicians Justin and Josh. There's no doubt that this single is worthy of being placed at the top ranks of Frozen Coco's extensive catalog.

After the demise of Frozen Coco 9 months earlier, many hardcore Cocoheads (as they've become to be known) have yearned and BEGGED for more music from Frozen Coco, the beloved and acclaimed online band.

Well, we've been listening this entire time! You may have thought we weren't paying attention, but WE WERE! You see, it's like the old joke declares - one way in which y

Oh wait, the single.

For those of you who were waiting so long (tee! a self-reference!) for new material from Frozen Coco, we present to you - "Luke Slomba is Sexi".

Around a month ago, original members April Friedman and Luke Slomba reconvened the band, after tossing the idea around for a while. At first, they both had their doubts. Would they be able to stack up to the high, HIGH bar that had been set with the previous Frozen Coco releases? COULD they do a single as good as 'Ellipsis'?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say they did. Calling in the aid of Probehead members Spiffy Flinger (who supplies back-up vocals on 'Sexi') and Justin Ji (playing bass on 'S-O-R-R-ie'), the new and (dare I say) improved(!) Frozen Coco hits the ball RIGHT out of the ballpark with this pair of relatable, catchy pop-rockers!

I mean, how could you NOT relate to 'Luke Slomba is Sexi'? Have you seen that guy?! Even if you hadn't previously, now you can honestly say you have, because the lovingly-crafted single cover (created by the man himself) comprises solely of his face! Hey. You're welcome.

"S-O-R-R-ie", written by Suspenders and April, was initially intended for Probehead, but after tough consideration, was politely turned down. When Frozen Coco dusted off this old, previously forgotten song, however, they ultimately rocked it out better than the Probers ever could do!

Also included is a remix of "Luke Slomba is Sexi" cobbled together by an extremely talented yet virtually unknown, underground producer named DJ Spiffy. He has NO affiliation with Spiffy Flinger whatsoever. AT ALL. I know they have very similar pseudonyms but they're not. Trust me. Okay? Okay. The remix is okay.

And that's the new Frozen Coco single. We sincerely hope you give it many-a listen, for this right here is a product of hard work and love. Love for the FANS. That's you guys. Stay sexi.

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GRR 008


released October 1, 2014

April: vocals, guitar, ukulele, keys, drums
Luke: vocals, ukulele, bass, drums, percussion
Spiffy: backing vocals
Justin: bass
DJ Spiffy: remix
DJ notpopcas: remix

Mixed, produced, and mastered by April and Luke.
"Luke Slomba is Sexi" written by April, Luke, and Spiffy.
"S-O-R-R-ie" written by April and Suspenders.


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Flavored Cardboard New Haven, Connecticut

Favored Cardbread is the undead spiritual successor to legendary Scratch band Frozen Coco which ran from 2011-2013 until its death in an automobile accident. Flav Carb re-disbanded after legendary comeback single "Luke Slomba is Sexi",, but came back to life yet again after a botched resurrection spell that was supposed to wake Sir Funky Chunky of Scotland. The second album is named in his memory. ... more

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Track Name: Luke Slomba is Sexi
luke slomba walkin down the street
he's a guy i really wanna meet
look at the way that he carries himself
that mans got the looks as well as the wealth

luke slomba is sexi. he's a really good guy
luke slomba is sexi. he's really super fly

ur muscles arent big lukes r twice the size
and his shades r so dark that you cant see his eyes
take a look at him, and you'll see
luke's 10 times the man youll ever be

luke slomba is sexi. he's a really good guy
luke slomba is sexi. he's really super fly
luke slomba is sexi. he's always got a plan
luke slomba is sexi. he's gonna be my man

i am luke slomba
and this is all i have to say
you havent seen sexi
until youve seen my face

luke slomba is sexi. he's a really good guy
luke slomba is sexi. he's really super fly
luke slomba is sexi. he's always got a plan
luke slomba is sexi. he's gonna be my man
Track Name: S-O-R-R-ie
(in normal speaking voice)Hey friend

I hope it was worth
I know he wont for-fit
sayin' get out of my life
I said I would when I thought about it

Now he thinks i'm insolent
irregular intolerant
irrational irrelevent
hey hey hey

Boy you'll regret this
I'll never forget this
boy believe me
never gonna say S-O-R-R- ie

Man i dont believe this
acting like a property and your his
Boy believe me
never gonna say S-O-R-R-ie

appologies don't come forth
wont give me what its worth
come on is it that hard
well your colder colder than the north

It wasn't that bad
sad about or mad
looking at what I had
hey hey hey


When one day I get the nerve
just to say I am
You tell me just to leave you tell me just to scram

chourus x2
so thats what I have. If you are looking for what I want it to sound like, look at the accustics for Christian Porters version of Sexy and I Know it.

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