Who Killed Luke Slomba?

from Funky Chunky by Flavored Cardboard

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Who killed Luke Slomba?
He was here, but now he's gone-ba
I never got to say goodbye
I never told him he was super fly

I found out from the TV
All the photos were really skeevy
The reporter's voice was monotone
Just like Luke's would be on the telephone

And I miss the way he played that uke
Did the best he could for a guy named Luke
Even though his life has come to an end
He is still sexier than all other men

Who killed Luke Slomba?
He was here, but now he's gone-ba
Take a look at his life, and you'll see
He was ten times the man that you'd ever be

They found his body with a knife in the back
The official report claimed an angry attack
There's something I need to tell you, my old friend
And it's that I was responsible for Luke's bitter end

I killed Luke Slomba
He was here, but now he's gone-ba
Now I can inherit the wealth he made
And get all the attention from the babes

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from Funky Chunky, released June 19, 2015
April: vocals, guitars, drums
Luke: ukulele, bass

Written by April
Final mix by April

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Flavored Cardboard New Haven, Connecticut

Favored Cardbread is the undead spiritual successor to legendary Scratch band Frozen Coco which ran from 2011-2013 until its death in an automobile accident. Flav Carb re-disbanded after legendary comeback single "Luke Slomba is Sexi",, but came back to life yet again after a botched resurrection spell that was supposed to wake Sir Funky Chunky of Scotland. The second album is named in his memory. ... more

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